Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Overheard at the grocery store....

I was just at the grocery store going about my business, headed for the Hot Fudge Sundae toppings when 2 women were blocking my aisle. Damn those thin aisles anyway. Here was the conversation..

Older woman:..Oh and you know...Gary is Gary...

They both Laugh.

Younger woman: If I could get my hands on him just imagine the Christian he would be!

They laugh again..

Older woman: Say are you going to church?

Me: Excuse me, can I get by?

People like that really scare me.



Blogger Ms.L said...

Ooooh me too!
I have neighbors like that,ugh.

7:02 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

Yikes! Luck they didn’t get you. Be careful!

7:46 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Let us pray... LOL

7:53 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

I want one of those hot fudge sundaes.

10:08 PM  
Blogger Brianne said...

oooohhhh those people freak me out!!!!

I feel your pain there.

11:50 PM  
Blogger Gary said...

I hope they weren't talking about ME!

12:20 AM  
Blogger poody said...

I had these pushy Jehovah Witness's that would come by all the time. Finally, I brought them int to see my shrine. I had bought a stuffed iguana at a yard sale propped him up on a table and made a shrine with chicken wire and toilet paper. I told them I was an ancestor worshipper and invited them to join in my daily prayers. I had some of those finger cymbols and incense burning and staring dinging and chanting and dnacing around and they freaked out and left and never ever came back. In fact, now when they canvas the neighborhood they cross to the other side of the street when they walk past my house. LOL Hey it's ok they told me there was only room for 440,000 souls in heaven anyway. If that is the case then why bother???

10:41 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Are you sure you don't live down here?

That is such a typical conversation around here~it's ridiculous!

I want a sundae too!

5:58 PM  
Blogger me said...

Ohhhh goodness!!!


8:46 PM  
Blogger Spider Walk said...

It could have been worse. They could have been blocking the CONDOM!

5:33 AM  
Blogger nicki said...

weeeeeeeeeeeird!! hahaha

2:25 PM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

See, what bothers me the most here is that these two ladies actually found some sort of twisted humor in what they said. Egad.

As someone else said, glad they didn't hit on you - in a religious way of course. :o

6:39 AM  

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