Thursday, September 21, 2006


Sellevision and the KFC

Remember how I complain about people coming up to me and talking to me for no reason? Yesterday I had errands to run, hubby's errands really but he is on nights this week. I went to eat a quiet lunch at KFC, I took my book with me. I notice I am the only woman in there. Evidently KFC is a big hangout for construction guys, the place was full of dirty sweaty men. Anyway I am sitting there, engrossed in my book when someone pokes me on the shoulder and its one of the construction men. He said "I read books too". I just didnt know how to respond to that one. So I just gapped at him. Then he says "Thats a good book. There is alot of information in there". Now Sellevision is a novel. Its good novel but its just a fun read. I dont think there is any information to be had in there! Oh wait....when Max goes to the Porno movie studio he discovers how they make fake semen, that was informative I guess. Anyway its a great book, its by Augusten Burroughs. I recommend it, and you too can learn how to make fake semen, and get poked at the KFC by dirty sweaty construction men.

Happy Thursday! OH, I won a battle! I am now 1-1 !! Haha...GO ME!



13 Comments:

Blogger NMOTB said...

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4:37 PM  
Blogger NMOTB said...

Hahahahah that is so funny and here you thought you were going to have a quiet lunch!

4:39 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I know how to get poked by construction men. I need to know how to make fake semen though. That might come in handy...

6:36 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I haven't read that particular book, but I have read Augusten Burroughs other books and I love his writing style. I will have to check that one out.

Here voting for you, friend.

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's so funny. Yep, books...they have a lot of information in them. haha!

Did you ever respond to the guy?

7:49 PM  
Blogger keeks said...

LMAO... that last sentence, in the wrong context, HILARIOUS

8:34 PM  
Blogger Teri said...

I've also read all of the Augusten's books and love his writing. I can't believe that conversation though. Sounds like a man with a low IQ just wanted to make some conversation with an intelligent lady??

9:17 PM  
Blogger kimber the wolfgrrrl said...

Once, when I was living with a bunch of actors, one of them had a jar of fake semen that they were using in a play, which had to be kept in our fridge. The play had a run of two weeks -- that's a bloody long time to have a big vat of liquid marked "Semen" on the top shelf....

3:23 AM  
Blogger nicki said...

gotta love it when random strangers talk to you...lol..sometimes..i am one of those random strangers..i'm not sure if you know this..but KFC is evil :( check out the PETA website..you'll see why..and like me..you probably won't eat there ever again.

6:23 AM  
Blogger poody said...

LOL I need to be "poked" by a man for sure. Just where was that KFC Mel? Fake semen Ha Ha Ha Ha You crack me up girly!Books are cool man!Sounds like he saw a pretty girl and wanted to talk to her. Men can be so silly sometimes.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

So you guys think he was trying to hit on me??? Cool. I never get hit on. Or maybe I am just to dense to tell the difference between annoying and hitting on. hmmm.

10:09 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

Congrats at the battle victory Mel!
And thanks for throwing a few votes my way!

It's a war out there!

11:58 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

what a wierdo, he must have liked you. But I have to rush up to the KFC right now.

:P

6:41 PM  

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