Sellevision and the KFC
Remember how I complain about people coming up to me and talking to me for no reason? Yesterday I had errands to run, hubby's errands really but he is on nights this week. I went to eat a quiet lunch at KFC, I took my book with me. I notice I am the only woman in there. Evidently KFC is a big hangout for construction guys, the place was full of dirty sweaty men. Anyway I am sitting there, engrossed in my book when someone pokes me on the shoulder and its one of the construction men. He said "I read books too". I just didnt know how to respond to that one. So I just gapped at him. Then he says "Thats a good book. There is alot of information in there". Now Sellevision is a novel. Its good novel but its just a fun read. I dont think there is any information to be had in there! Oh wait....when Max goes to the Porno movie studio he discovers how they make fake semen, that was informative I guess. Anyway its a great book, its by Augusten Burroughs. I recommend it, and you too can learn how to make fake semen, and get poked at the KFC by dirty sweaty construction men.
Happy Thursday! OH, I won a battle! I am now 1-1 !! Haha...GO ME!
posted by Mel at 6:01 AM
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Hahahahah that is so funny and here you thought you were going to have a quiet lunch!
That's so funny. Yep, books...they have a lot of information in them. haha!
Did you ever respond to the guy?
LMAO... that last sentence, in the wrong context, HILARIOUS
I've also read all of the Augusten's books and love his writing. I can't believe that conversation though. Sounds like a man with a low IQ just wanted to make some conversation with an intelligent lady??
Once, when I was living with a bunch of actors, one of them had a jar of fake semen that they were using in a play, which had to be kept in our fridge. The play had a run of two weeks -- that's a bloody long time to have a big vat of liquid marked "Semen" on the top shelf....
gotta love it when random strangers talk to you...lol..sometimes..i am one of those random strangers..i'm not sure if you know this..but KFC is evil :( check out the PETA website..you'll see why..and like me..you probably won't eat there ever again.
LOL I need to be "poked" by a man for sure. Just where was that KFC Mel? Fake semen Ha Ha Ha Ha You crack me up girly!Books are cool man!Sounds like he saw a pretty girl and wanted to talk to her. Men can be so silly sometimes.
So you guys think he was trying to hit on me??? Cool. I never get hit on. Or maybe I am just to dense to tell the difference between annoying and hitting on. hmmm.
Congrats at the battle victory Mel!
And thanks for throwing a few votes my way!
It's a war out there!
what a wierdo, he must have liked you. But I have to rush up to the KFC right now.
:P
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